More Miami Zombie Attacks!!!

If you’ve been living under a conveniently misplaced rock for the past few weeks, then you’ve probably yet to hear of the incredibly bizarre Miami zombie attack.  It’s a particularly gruesome tale that I don’t care to recite (you know… because of the whole eyeball chomping thing) but feel free to gorge on this modern macabre story here.

Well, as if all of that face munching gore wasn’t enough for one news cycle, dozens more undead sitings have been reported.  We’ve managed to track down some pristine footage of these walking dead on their daily prowl, so if your man enough (or woman enough) check out the video below.

Alright, you guys caught me! That wasn’t actually a zombie attack. Still… that’s one hilarious (if cruel) joke to play on the recently rattled citizens of Miami.

And before you make any comments judging the folks who fled in terror, do you honestly think you would have behaved any differently?