Well, have you ever wondered how a real dad would respond in that situation? You know… not some ex-CIA agent, but a real, down to earth guy. The type of Pappy who likes to sit on the couch watching Eastbound & Down with a bottle of Corona in one hand and a dozen stain dripping Buffalo Wings in the other.
Yea… how would that guy rescue his kid?
We’ve got our rotten mits on a hilarious video of this hypothetical situation (thanks to our friends at Captain Hippo), so check it out below… for science.