RED HOT! Getcha STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Poster Here!

No more needs to be said.

Things to note:

  1. Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher all got top billing over the new stars. As did Adam Driver. Crazy.
  2. Gwendoline Christine isn’t even billed.
  3. Our first look at Maz Kanata (Lupita Nyong’O)!!
  4. No Luke…
  5. Is that another fucking Death Star?!

And here it is in banner form, for kicks.

And here’s a 15-second teaser before tomorrow’s trailer (like we told you), which nobody seems to be talking about. New footage!

Catch the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens tomorrow during half-time of some football game on ESPN – and you can catch the movie on December 18th. But I’m sure you knew that already.

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