star wars week

I should be hired for the Marvel posters.

To celebrate the release of The Force Awakens, your favourite piece of shit (that’s UTF!) is dedicating an entire week to Star Wars content. We don’t just mean a pansy Monday-Friday either – a real week, right up until the Second Coming.

So, what exactly can you look forward to?

We’re not gonna spoil anything, but we certainly do have a fun week planned, filled with stuff which you’re hopefully gonna remember for a long time. There’s the usual wacky content which you’ve come to expect from us, as well as slightly more serious fare. Editorials? Check. Features? Check. Reviews? You betcha.

Later today we’re kicking off daily Star Wars reviews with Episode I: The Phantom Menace, a feat which I’m not sure I can accomplish. Not only that, but reviewing Attack of the Clones too. And Revenge of the Sith.


….but anyway!

Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the steady flow* of Star Wars to get you pumped for next Friday (or Thursday).


*and if you, for some bizarre reason, aren’t a Star Wars fan, then there will still be normal articles too
I have been reborn amidst salt and smoke to lead UTF against the darkness. I'm also an amateur writer and filmmaker as well as having played the 16th Doctor and invented penicillin. Also, deceased.