GEORGE CLOONEY Reveals An Actor’s Worst Nightmare: Batman Nipples

I love George Clooney as much as the next brown bearded fanboy, but I love him even more since he can playfully comment on his shittier roles without any self aggrandizing excuses. Over the past decade, he’s more or less said “Yeah, Batman & Robin sucked. I’m sorry. If you want a refund, I’ll throw some bones your way”.

Most recently, when asked about the controversy surrounding Ben Affleck as Batman, Clooney revealed some more of his super classy moves by simply stating ““I am the least qualified person to comment on anyone playing the role of Batman since I so terribly destroyed the part.”

Well, in another bit of that self deprecating humor we love so much, Clooney responded to the question “What’s an actor’s worst nightmare?”.

Pretty much wearing a Batsuit. In General. They put nipples on the damn thing. I didn’t even know it until the film came out.

And on terrible suits:

Batsuit. Let’s face it… because the space suit was just uncomfortable for me, the Batsuit was uncomfortable for all of the world. Even little kids come up and kick me.

I got a few chuckles from that, Cloone-dawg. But not the cute chuckles of a suit wearing, coiffed hair bearing, Dapper Dan man. No, instead imagine a shirtless, big bellied behemoth angrily munching on a handful of pistachios on his way to Keto diet glory. Day 3 sucks so much!

But back to this story.

If you (by some misfortune) completely forgot how a well nippled Batman appears, allow me to remind you…


Heyo. I'm Nick Dourian, the Editor-In-Chief around these parts. Now, I went to a few other sites, read a few awesome bios, and I really want to fabricate a badass origins story for myself, but I'm feeling particularly unimaginative today, so 'f' that jazz. I read comics, drink bourbon, and cook meats. Imagine Ron Swanson, but with a fuller beard and cuter eyes.