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THE HOBBIT Cast Plays F*ck, Marry, Kill

Ever since I first watched THE HOBBIT : AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY (and yes, I’ve seen it WAY more than once), there’s been a single question that’s burdened my mind… Between all the hairy faced dwarves, the ball-chinned orcs, and the dapper elves, who would you F*CK, MARRY, KILL? I know if I were given the […]

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THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG – What’s Going to Happen?

Spoilers for An Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit book (even if it is seventy-five years old) follow. So, part one of Peter Jackson’s ever-so-slightly overstuffed Hobbit trilogy, An Unexpected Journey is finally out, and after nearly three hours of movie, guess where we were in terms of the book? Page 103. Yep, as we left a miraculously healed Thorin, […]

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Drunk Casting: THE HOBBIT

Have you ever watched Star Wars on a lazy evening with a group of friends and audibly pondered “What if Ricky Gervais was Obi-Wan Kenobi?” or something equally ridiculous and poorly chosen? I like to call those moments of sad judgement “Drunk Casting”. Whether you’re actually inebriated or not (although, I think the most ridiculous […]

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Ian McKellen to Star in the DOCTOR WHO Christmas Special

Well, this is certainly unexpected. This year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special, The Snowmen, was screened in America last night – and a few tidbits have sneaked out. And most interestingly, a very high-profile guest star was revealed – none other than Gandalf/Magneto himself: Sir Ian McKellen. McKellen will be voicing the alien, creepy snowmen that you can see […]

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Top 5 Geeky Gangnam Style Parodies

Thanks to Psy’s pelvic thrusting “Gangnam Style”, Korean music is no longer limited to fickle teenage girls or creepy old men who stay up all night, watching the same 3 Wonder Girl videos over… and over… and over. Well, in honor of this new zeitgeist and the special place its found in the heart of […]

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Wes Anderson’s Lord of the Rings

You’re all well aware that I’m a huge Wes Anderson fanboy. I have an entire row of shelves dedicated to his films, starting with his 90’s classic Bottle Rocket and ending with what I consider to be the best stop-motion animation film ever…The Fantastic Mr. Fox. Well, as if my strange, unnatural love for the […]

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New Hobbit Behind-The-Scenes Video

As if the trailer wasn’t good enough, Peter Jackson has given us another look at Middle-Earth before the year is out. This time it comes to us in the fifth video from his ongoing Hobbit Blog. The 15 minute clip does an incredible job of illuminating the difficulties of shooting an epic of this size, […]

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