George R R Martin Terrorizes Innocent Children

You remember being a child in kindergarten? Between recess and nap time, there was only one other subject I loved more, and that was story time! Well, George R R Martin has decided to use his vast literary skills in a bit of story telling this week. Before you even ask… yes, it’s just as profane as Game of Thrones. Check it out below.

So what’d you guys think? I thought it was pretty damn funny, myself. Although, the long passage about food did cause me to swing by Burger King on the way home. But it doesn’t matter! George R. R. Martin is forgiven!!!