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Here’s A Complete Guide To Every Spider-Man In SPIDER-VERSE. You’re Welcome

Thank you, mysterious internet goer named “mmmasian”!!!n Despite whatever sexual innuendos hide within your screename, you’re a pretty decent dude. After all, you went through all the trouble of cataloguing EACH and EVERY Spider-Man from Marvel’s upcoming Spider-Verse event. Based on Spidey’s dalliance with the supernatural, this story finds the murderous villain...

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AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Trailer!

Finally! Thanks to a few well placed fanboy prayers, and some devious internet sleuths, we’ve found The Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer… and it’s awesome!!! This wasn’t meant to release until next week, during the newest episode of Agents of Shield. Some deviants managed to post it online earlier today, though, and in response Marvel […]

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Only 90’s Kids Remember PREHYSTERIA!!!

So, a bit earlier today I was roaming around the internets, as I’m wont to do. Monday’s are especially slow here at the Bronx office of UTF, so I decided to delve a little too greedily and too deep into youtubes. Usually not a good idea, right? Well, in between Russian dash cam videos and […]

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Edgar Wright Quit ANT-MAN Because of CIVIL WAR?

If you haven’t been tuning into the geeky radio waves this week, let me fill you in… Apparently, Marvel Studios decided to adapt Civil War. For we informed few, this is some pretty huge news. Civil War is the single most divisive tale in Marvel’s mighty annals. This House of Ideas event unfolds in the […]

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China Totally Screwed Up Translating GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Apparently Marvel’s Chinese Marketing division (or one of their business partners) didn’t like the original title of James Gunn’s GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. I guess it doesn’t properly convey its “Super cool outer-space movie!” shtick. Well, as often happens, our friends across the Pacific tweaked the title, and it translates into an absolute mess....

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LUKE CAGE Lead Actor Cast!!! Do You Know Who He Is?

Marvel’s found their Luke Cage! Idris Elba revealed as much earlier this week during an interview (one of those Reddit AMAs). One particular avid Elba fan asked whether or not our dearest Heimdall could portray Power Man in the upcoming Netflix series. The actor responded with a pithy little statement… “Uh, I think there’s an […]

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DONALD GLOVER Is The Newest Spider-Man

Donald Glover, aka “The dude who compelled Brian Michael Bendis to create a Black-Rican Spider-Man”, is our newest Spidey. The rapper/actor/poet/model/whatever-else will star in an upcoming episode of Disney XD’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors. Not quite the silver screen adventure that we few Morales fans desire, but good enough for me. Check out a sneak […]

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I Disagree With Ulises Farinas. I Stand Behind Yale Stewart’s Charity

UPDATE: This article addresses Ulises Farinas’s comments concerning Yale Stewart’s charity/philanthropy.  The original 1st paragraph of this piece explained the cause of Yale Stewart’s current withdrawal from the world of comics. People were offended. I sought to establish a climate for this current anti-Stewart zeitgeist. He was accused of sexually harassing women at comic...

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