A Pleading Ballad for George R. R. Martin

There are two things in this world that they just don’t make anymore: land (as Lex Luthor is so fond of reminding us)… and new books from A Song of Ice and Fire.

Some how, some where, George R. R. Martin got it in his mighty mind that he can just live out the rest of his days in leisure, writing the final two books of his fantasy series as he sees fit.

Well guess what Georgey? That’s a big fat lie!!! Your fans are suffering in frantic heaps, hoping to read the conclusion of this episode in Westeros lore, and we won’t be satisfied until that last book has slipped itself firmly into our bookshelves (or iPad library).

Now, in case that fanboy guilt didn’t properly illuminate our misery, here’s a pleading ballad by our friends at Geek&Sundry.