BANE is the Worst Telemarketer Ever

After Catwoman shot Bane in his chesticles with the Batpod’s cannons, the ol’ mouth breathing terrorist hasn’t been doing so well.

He recovered from his injuries and spent a few years in Gotham’s prison system, but due to overcrowding, he was released on bail. As a reformed convict with a really weird mouth guard and a penchant for nuclear bombs, the world isn’t too kind.

This is his tale.

Awww…

I don’t think Bane fantasized about being a desk jockey when he was imprisoned in the pit… but that’s just the way the Bat crumbles.

SOURCE: FUNNY OR DIE