HARRISON FORD Joins EXPENDABLES 3 : NUTRITIONAL FIBER’S REVENGE

Harrison Ford has taken over UTF with a glorious string of news today, but this latest story takes the cake. Sylvester Stallone has just Tweeted this magnificent update from his green camo colored Macintosh 128K (the man really needs to update his computer)

He might be the most gorgeous senior citizen ever

GREAT BACTA TANKS!

Has Harrison Ford really joined the ranks of Jean Claude Van Damme, Jason Statham, and Jet Li in Expendables 3? I’d be nothing short of a hypocrite if I didn’t confess my undying love for these “Old Man Fights and Old Man Jokes” movies, but the cast members are usually comprised of folks with dying careers. Or, at least, actors who are well past their prime. With the release of a whole new slate of Star Wars films and a potential Indiana Jones sequel in the works, I’d wager that Harrison Ford is too big of a name to muddle in the affairs of the Expendables series.

Although, imagining Harrison Ford and Sly Stallone barrel rolling between nondescript Asian skyscrapers in their respective urban warfare jets is a pretty awesome thought.

“How’s the Mark 2000 holding together?”

“Like shit! How’s the Hawk?”

Get it? 2000 Hawk… Millenium Falcon… too much?

SOURCE: TWITTER