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5 Reasons Why THE PHANTOM MENACE Is The Best STAR WARS PREQUEL

Quick, name me some things that people hate more than the Star Wars Prequels! Twilight, maybe? It is cinematic trash, but unfortunately even that pile of domestic-abuse-encouraging dung has more fans than the Prequels. And they’re making a Fifty Shades of Grey movie now! Maybe we should reevaluate some of the movies we’ve bashed in […]

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When Death Metal and Star Wars Prequels Meet

I bet you guys never thought that the Star Wars Prequels could ever get any worse. Well… allow me to introduce you to The Pantom Menace, metalized. That’s right, some dastardly rocker decided to swap John William’s utterly brilliant score with the more headache inducing racket of death metal. The resulting mixture is nothing short of […]

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Yoda Gets Schooled by a Smart Phone

It turns out that Master Yoda is no match for the awe-inspiring force of the UK’s VodaFone. Check out this hilarious trailer below: I always love seeing that little green Jedi, no matter what type of venue he’s in. By the way, is it just me, or does it seem like there’s a huge amount […]

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Steampunk Robot Porn…Yep!

You know, I was thinking about this the other day…there really isn’t enough steampunk robot porn in the world. Well, lo and behold there actually is one…which is more than enough for my simple mind. Check out this bizarre video of a man and his quest to create a grand robot sex army taken from […]

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Yoda Fights Darth Maul for Some Brisk

Yes. Before you read any further, the answer to your question is a certain, emphatic Yes, George Lucas has sold out…again. This time the murderer of childhood nostalgia has re-joined the evil forces of Pepsi-Co for a new marketing campaign coinciding with the 3D re-release of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. In all […]

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