I may not be a genius, but I know one thing… you don’t hog subway seats around an elderly, bitter, murderous Sith Lord. It’s just common sense people! Think about it. He has a lightsaber (set to the morbid hue of red, to perfectly match your bleeding wounds), the ability to manipulate lightning with his fingertips, and a Scrooge complex. Why would you ever f*** with a guy like that?
Well, as this AMAZING animation displays, you it’s best to be the ‘bigger man’ and yield your seat to any practitioner of the Dark Side.