THE HOBBIT Cast Plays F*ck, Marry, Kill


Ever since I first watched THE HOBBIT : AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY (and yes, I’ve seen it WAY more than once), there’s been a single question that’s burdened my mind…

Between all the hairy faced dwarves, the ball-chinned orcs, and the dapper elves, who would you F*CK, MARRY, KILL?

I know if I were given the chance, I’d definitely marry Gandalf (and really, who wouldn’t?), f*ck Galadriel (again, who wouldn’t?), and kill Saruman. As much as I love the first white wizard, he becomes too big of a nuisance in the later flicks, and I’m still pissed that he beat up Mithrandir.

Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, and Martin Freeman were brazenly asked for their opinions in a recent interview, so make sure you check out their hilarious responses below.

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Gandalf was pretty stoked when I informed him of my choice.  Don’t worry, we’ll broadcast the ceremony live on the site, but first I need to come out to my parents.  They would have never thought I’d be down to rock the bed with a 4,000 year old Demi-God.

SOURCE: MTV