TAKEN… Starring A Real Dad


If you’ve seen 2009’s face breaking thriller TAKEN, then you know how Liam “Daddy Smacks” Neeson responds to his daughter’s kidnapping… with karate chops and sweet judo moves.

Well, have you ever wondered how a real dad would respond in that situation? You know… not some ex-CIA agent, but a real, down to earth guy. The type of Pappy who likes to sit on the couch watching Eastbound & Down with a bottle of Corona in one hand and a dozen stain dripping Buffalo Wings in the other.

Yea… how would that guy rescue his kid?

We’ve got our rotten mits on a hilarious video of this hypothetical situation (thanks to our friends at Captain Hippo), so check it out below… for science.