Marvel’s Worst Character Is In GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Howard the Duck, the absolute worst character in Marvel history, will be featured in James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy. Let that sink in for a minute. Howard the Duck, the bane of Marvel Movies for 20 years, will cameo in the official Marvel Cinematic Universe. I don’t imagine he’ll be much more than a brief, passing figure; akin to ET’s cameo in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Still… the juice might not be worth the squeeze. The duck might make for a funny scene or two (especially if Rocket Raccoon humorously kills him on screen) but I would rather sit on a freshly christened toilet after Hulk’s burrito buffet fueled poops than watch Howard the Duck.

Here’s all we know from our source:

Otherwise, here’s what we’ve learned: Stan Lee will have his customary cameo, this time as the ‘Xandarian Ladies’ Man;’ browncoat favorite Nathan Fillion will be dolled up as ‘Monstrous Inmate;’ musician Rob Zombie lends his voice as the ‘Ravager Navigator Voice;’ and writer/director James Gunn himself will appear in the film as one of the ‘Maskless Sakaaran.’ Howard the Duck is somewhere to be found in the film. This inference comes from a line in the end titles that credits co-creators Steve Gerber and Val Mayerik. Also in the film, though not a cameo, is actor Fred the dog who assumes the role of Cosmo.