Bane’s Life After THE DARK KNIGHT RISES


Despite Catwoman’s enthusiasm for vehicle mounted artillery, she somehow managed to botch (SPOILER) killing Bane at the end of The Dark Knight Rises.

*Cue a really offensive sexist comment about women, guns, and cars.

Anyways, the big baddie formerly known as “Gotham’s Reckoning” has decided to live out the rest of his days as a suburban warrior, listlessly wandering through his life.

But it’s not all bad… at least his social skills are improving. You know, now that he doesn’t murder as much.

 

Did anyone else notice that they misspelled Bane’s name during the opening. I don’t know if that was an unfunny stab at Mitt Romney (who did some crazy shady s*** while in charge of Bain Capital) or an incidental admission of being faux fanboys.

SOURCE: FOD