What Will STAR WARS EPVII Be Called?


Every time a new issue grips the geek culture community, Unleash The Fanboy takes it upon itself to tell you what they think of what, when, how and why.

Two weeks ago, Unleash The Fanboy’s staff speculated over who would be in the Justice League team roster in the upcoming Zack Snyder Justice League film.

Today, we are going to a galaxy far far away to speculate what the Star Wars Episode VII film will be called.

But first, as is expected, we spoke to one of our resident experts, Michael Moore, Professor of Star Wars:

“Although I haven’t seen the prequels, I’m still considered an expert in my field. “Return of the Good Story”. The prequels were pretty rubbish in comparison to the original trilogy, but hopefully J.J. can bring back some of the good ol’ magic the original trilogy had. With half the screen taken up permanently with lens flares, of course.”

Adam Holmes:

“Star Wars EPVII: Well, Here We Are Again | EPVII: Rebirth of Evil”

Louis Rabinowitz:

“Something original that references A New Hope. Star Wars EPVII: Rise of Gollum (starring Andy Serkis)”

Marcell Hines:

“Star Wars EPVII: Insert vague reference to new beginnings here or ‘Star Wars EPVII: The Next One”

Stephen Lemlek:

“Star Wars EPVII: The Gungan Sith Mandalorian Bounty Hunter | EPVII: Captain Corelli’s Mandalorian | EPVII: New Alderaan | EPVII: The Secret of Kashyyyk”

Daniel Alvarez:

“Star Wars EPVII: Dawn of the Empire.

Charles Joy:

“Star Wars EPVII: I got Your Bad Robot Right Here | Star Wars X – III: Where were we? | EPVII: Space Balls Was Right”

Justin Mouton:

“Star Wars EPVII: Rise of the Jedi | EPVII: The Origins of Jar Jar Binks”

Harrison Rawdin:

“Star Wars EPVII: Darth Vader Returns | EPVII: Attack of the Klingons | EPVII: Money money money!”

Palmer Rubin:

“Star Wars EPVII: Into Darkness | EPVII: Too Much Lens Flare?”