10 Other Things Han Solo Was Thinking When He Cut Open That Tauntaun

We all know what Han Solo had to do to save his silly pal Luke from extreme hypothermia in the first act of The Empire Strikes Back. As he used Luke’s lightsaber to cut open his dead tauntaun in  order to shove Luke inside, he said “I know this smells bad, kid. But it’ll keep you alive long enough for me to build a shelter.” Then after exposing the warm insides of the beast to the below-freezing climate of Hoth, he laments: “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.” But what else may have been going on in the mind of everyone’s favorite nerf-herder?

10. “This is worse than a Wookie Dutch Oven.”

9. “Ugh…the force is wrong with this one.”

8. “I can use a lightsaber too, jack-ass.”

7. “I’d rather be frozen in carbonite.”

6. “Chewie’s gonna laugh it up when I tell him about this.”

5. “Stop crying. This is fun.”

4. “Remember when I was a bad-ass space pirate? I never had to stuff whiny kids into the guts of animals. Those were the days…”

3. “How many slices does it take to get to the white gutsy center of a tauntaun?”

2. “I know this smells bad, kid, but it’s gonna get a billion hits on Youtube.”

1.  *sniff*  “….Leia?”

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Got any other ideas of what may have been going on in Han’s head? Sound of below!!