Who Let This Cranky Sith Lord on The Subway?

I may not be a genius, but I know one thing… you don’t hog subway seats around an elderly, bitter, murderous Sith Lord. It’s just common sense people! Think about it. He has a lightsaber (set to the morbid hue of red, to perfectly match your bleeding wounds), the ability to manipulate lightning with his fingertips, and a Scrooge complex. Why would you ever f*** with a guy like that?

Well, as this AMAZING animation displays, you it’s best to be the ‘bigger man’ and yield your seat to any practitioner of the Dark Side.

In all seriousness, how awesome was that clip? After all of these years, I’m still amazed at how great Star Wars fan flicks can be, especially when you compare them to George Lucas’s professional attempts (who doesn’t love some GL bashing?).

 

SOURCE: TR

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Heyo. I'm Nick Dourian, the Editor-In-Chief around these parts. Now, I went to a few other sites, read a few awesome bios, and I really want to fabricate a badass origins story for myself, but I'm feeling particularly unimaginative today, so 'f' that jazz. I read comics, drink bourbon, and cook meats. Imagine Ron Swanson, but with a fuller beard and cuter eyes.