Who Gave These Damn Turtles Some Lightsabers?

Big Turtles. Lightsabers. Smaller, Cuter Turtles.

Yep, that’s pretty much all you need to know about this awesome video. While it doesn’t quite harness the full badass-ness that pet turtles possess (let’s face it, they’re some BAMFs), it’s still the greatest thing to happen to reptiles since King K. Rool was added to the Super Mario Wiki.

Ahhhh… the many pleasures of mindless youtubing. If this video clip hasn’t quite quelled your Jedi Turtle cravings, then go ahead and check out the first part of the series, which we’ve conveniently placed below.