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This whole “S*** People Say” fad is starting to wear on me a bit, but even though this meme is in its twilight years, it produced one last golden egg that it’s kept tucked secretly into its feathered tuchus (too metaphorical?). Anyways…  without further adieu, I would like to introduce you to a little montage known as S*** Stormtroopers Say. Behold the glory…

As a former hermit living on the outskirts of Beggar’s Canyon, I can confirm that the contents of this video are true. After my many trips to the more unsavory parts of Mos Eisley, I was regularly harassed by one of those bucket wearing jackasses. Oh wait, that wasn’t me, that was Obi Wan Kenobi, but really folks… is there that big of a difference between us?