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Prepare to Bust a Nut: STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Trailer Coming Monday

!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S TIME! Forget that anniversary dinner. The cat can probably live another day without food. And did you REALLY need to go to your kid’s baseball game, anyway? No, you don’t: what you’re gonna be doing instead is watching the brand new trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Two days ago, […]

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Hold Up – Disney are Re-Releasing the STAR WARS Theatrical Cuts?!

Holy shit. Back in 2012 when Disney bought Lucasfilm for a gazillion dollars and announced that more Star Wars movies were on the way, one of the many questions on fans’ lips was whether they would re-release the theatrical cuts of the Original Trilogy. Everybody knows that they’re all but unavailable, thanks to George Lucas’ […]

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STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Goes Full Marvel

No, it won’t have a samey visual colour pallette and feel like the by-product of a movie machine – it’s gonna have a post-credits scene! Well, maybe. That’s the “hot” rumour from Schmoes Know, however it won’t be something like Kylo Ren’s fist punching through a pile of rubble, or Luke, Han and Leia eating […]

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CUT TO: Podcast – STAR WARS Speculation and Every TV Show Ever

After that, uh, lengthy break, full episodes of your favorite podcast have returned! We apologize in advance because this is what folks who enjoy television might call “filler”. There have been no good movies out the past couple of weeks, so instead we review some of our favorite TV shows, including Rick and Morty, Mr. Robot, […]

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Finn Wields a Lightsaber in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Teaser!!

There seems to be a constant stream of news for Star Wars: The Force Awakens these days (not that we mind), and that continues with a brand new teaser revealed on their official Instagram account. Well, it’s fifteen seconds long. That doesn’t mean it isn’t hype as fuck. Disney have unfortunately pulled a bunch of […]

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Fanboy Round-Up: STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS (and Marvel)!

Welcome one and all to Fanboy Round-Up – one of those lazy excuses for an article when you don’t have anything else to write about. Have you been especially busy this week and haven’t had time to check out all the latest and greatest geek news? Well, that sucks, but fret not; it’s all here! […]

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D23: The Light and Dark Sides Clash in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Poster!

Tired of Star Wars news yet? No? Good. Earlier today at Disney’s D23 Expo, their very own convention, the studio broke a ton of exciting Marvel and Lucasfilm news as well as showing off a bunch of clips and art from their own live-action slate. It was an action-packed panel, and as well as showing […]

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D23: STAR WARS EPISODE IX Has a Director!

Going on right now at the D23 Expo, Disney’s very own special convention, is the panel which pretty much everybody is most excited for: ‘Worlds, Galaxies and Universes: Live Action at the Walt Disney Studios,’ the panel which is all about Disney’s own live-action output and the stuff people actually care about, Marvel and Star […]

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Who is Kylo Ren in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS?

It’s hard to create memorable Star Wars villains. Darth Vader is undoubtedly one of the greatest and most recognisable villains in modern mythology, as are the Stormtroopers. Everything about him is iconic; the suit, the demeanor, the breathing pattern. He is the definition of lightning in a bottle – you can’t ever create a villain […]

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Simon Pegg Hates the STAR WARS Prequels Too

You’d be hard-pressed to find a Star Wars fan who loves the Prequels. They certainly exist – trust me – however they’re so few and far between that you could be mistaken into thinking they’re unanimously hated. It wouldn’t be surprising; their incredibly poor writing, direction, acting and just about everything renders them unwatchable for […]

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