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SARUMAN vs SAURON Is Happening!!! Tolkien Totally Would’ve Wanted This!

Last week, when the final trailer for Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies debuted, long time Tolkienites were treated to an ominous message. Well, ‘treated’ might not be the word for such an occasion. Perhaps ‘insulted’? ‘Humiliated’? ‘Crushed like so many Rohirrim riding against an Oliphant’? You guys REALLY hate Jackson, especially […]

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THE HOBBIT Cast Plays F*ck, Marry, Kill

Ever since I first watched THE HOBBIT : AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY (and yes, I’ve seen it WAY more than once), there’s been a single question that’s burdened my mind… Between all the hairy faced dwarves, the ball-chinned orcs, and the dapper elves, who would you F*CK, MARRY, KILL? I know if I were given the […]

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What if Gimli Destroyed the One Ring?

If you’re a huge Lord of the Rings nerd like me, then you’ve probably seen your fair share of youtube remixes. Whether it’s the hilariously blasphemous “Trolling Saruman” clip or the simply horrible “Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” remixes, there’s always a few good ways to waste the hours youtubing LOTR. Well, I’ve think I’ve […]

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