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Every Transformers Movie Sucks For This 1 Reason!

They’re too damn long. Every Transformers movie, from subtitle-less first through Age of Extinction, sucks for that one reason. Because, let’s face it, for the first hour and a half they’re pretty damn satisfying action flicks. Nothing original, nothing genre breaking, but quality popcorn films. Then there’s an extra 45 minutes tacked on. You know, […]

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3 Concerns, 2 Signs of Hope and 1 Thing Missing From Bay’s TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

I want this movie to be good but with the teaser trailer out for the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle flick’s impending release I have two major concerns with the footage revealed and they tie together very clearly. First Raphael slamming into a military jeep and destroying it, so the turtles are now stronger than armored […]

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Teaser Posters for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Revealed

The first set of teaser posters for the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were released today. The posters feature turtle hands and turtle weapons. A drastically different technique than what filmgoers are normally used to i.e. posters that show main characters posing for the camera to look badass and/or sexy. The brave stalwarts of comics […]

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OPTIMUS PRIME Is Big Blue Space Knight In New Pic

I never thought Optimus Prime was an unattractive Autobot. At least, not compared to the vociferous Transformers truist who derided Michael Bay for every tiny twist and turn in his previous trilogy. But even I’ve got to admit, Optimus Prime’s new look is DECADES better than his last outing in this new Transformers: Age of Extinction poster. […]

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UTF AWARDS PART ONE: The JOHN CARTER Award

  Hello all, it’s time for the first segment of the UTF Awards! And we’re going to start off in kind of an unusual direction here today. Remember that film that everyone proclaimed to be just the worst, and while it was immensely flawed as hell, it wasn’t actually bad on a Twilight or Battlefield Earth or X-Men Origins level, just […]

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