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HARRISON FORD Wants INDIANA JONES 5

Harrison “Shooting First Everyday” Ford has had a recent change of heart concerning his second favorited fandom character, Indiana Jones. In an interview with The Telegraph yesterday, the 71 year old actor (who’s apparent agelessness has sparked rumors of virgin sacrifices and other old world youth remedies)  revealed his desire to once again don that dusty fedora […]

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GREEN LANTERN Scribe Hired To Pen BLADE RUNNER Sequel; Ridley Scott To Direct

It really made my insides hurt to have to write that headline. The Wrap has learned that after a period of about a year with no news whatsoever, Alcon Entertainment and Ridley Scott have hired writer Michael Green to pen the sequel to Scott’s critically acclaimed 1982-hit Blade Runner. Now, what are the writing credits of Mr. Green, I hear […]

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Retro Vision: Star Wars The Holiday Special Review

Welcome Fanboys and Fangirls to a very special Christmas edition of ‘Retro Fanboy’ where we will be looking at the much maligned Star Wars: The Holiday Special. No doubt almost every Star Wars fan has heard of the long lost Holiday Special but how many have actually seen it? Well we decided to watch the […]

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Why “Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls” Sucked

Harry Plinkett is back in another daringly hostile review. This time around, the object of his wrath is none other than Steven Spielberg’s much maligned Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. That’s right, the same movie that put the proverbial final nail in the coffin of George Lucas’s career…if you hadn’t already considered it dead after the Star […]

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