WTF! Busta Rhymes is Venom and Avril Lavigne is the Crapiest Heroine Ever!

You read that right, Busta Rhymes is freakin’ Venom!  And Venom loves watching women twerk!

It’s true!  Venom is no longer the resentful mess Eddie Brock.  He’s not the quasi drunk former bully Flash Thomson.  Venom is the fastest lyricist in the history of hip hop, the 11 time Grammy nominated, the super creative- Busta Rhymes!

Check out his newest video, Twerk It.  Busta reveals his super villain persona, after hitting the club, in a sea of gyrating women.  Busta first embraces his dark side at the 45 second mark; then the symbiote fully takes over at the 2:08 point.

If Busta really did put out a Venom-ous comic book, his supporting cast would include Nicki Minaj, the Trinidadian born performer with the super power to transform to Jamaican and back!  Pharell is an alternate reality Peter Parker, the lovable quasi-geek.  Venom’s evil arch-enemy would most definitely be the villainous Miley Cyrus, who steals other’s culture and creations to seem “edgy” and “hip”.

In another incredibly weird presentation, Avril Lavigne’s newest music video Rock N Roll is completely based around comics.  The video features Avril as a superhero who dresses like Tank Girl.  Her enemies in the video are a lobster that is not afraid to cut ya, and some weird bearshark.  If it sounds stupid, that’s because it truly is.  It has no point at all, but according to the title it is “Rock N Roll”.

The video also includes a drunk Doberman, and Avril making out with Winnie Cooper!  Yeah, Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years!  I freakin’ love that show!  Now you gotta watch it!

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Jay Deitcher, LMSW(@mrdeitcher) is an educator on comic history and runs successful Free Comic Book Day events yearly.  You can see a listing of his incredible articles at JayDeitcher.com.