Nothing says “I’m the trendiest hipster robot in the world” like a titanium studded beard. Thank god Director Michael Bay agrees with me, because he totally included a dirty beatnik droid in his Transformers: Age of Extinction. Rocking metal whiskers dense enough to draw the jealousy of even the most diehard Duck Dynasty enthusiast, this autobot is greasy.
Check him out in all of his bearded glory below:
So. Damn. Gorgeous.
If the mighty Cybertronian powers that be ever decide to transform me into a living metal organism, I would hope I look similar to this bearded robot. With a slight weight problem, for fidelity’s sake.