TOP 5 Coolest Drunk Heroes

It’s not all bright flying capes and good deeds in the world of superheroes. When they’re not scouring the city, smashing their fisticuffs into the faces of evil doers (as George W. would say), some of our favorite crime fighters are damn miscreants in their own right. In honor of that, today, we’ll take a look at some of our favorite drunk icons in all of their rum guzzling, bourbon slurping, bubble burping glory.


When he’s not shoving his pig stickers into a would-be mutant terrorist, Logan enjoys a chilled brewski in a clean, tall glass. I’m actually not too sure he can achieve master levels of drunkenness, considering his invincible healing factor, but at least he tries.


Hellboy likes cats, pancakes, and booze. He always seems a bit partial to the brewskies, but I can imagine Big Red drowning a fifth of alcohol in no time. John Belushi, eat your heart out.


I can only recall one instance of Superman’s drunken escapades, but they were bizarre enough to warrant a placement on this list. Sporting a Kutcher-esque beard, downing shot after shot of Johnny Walker Scotch (who woulda thunk that Supes wasn’t a fan of single malt?), the Kryptonian is a sad whiskey soaked sack.

James Bond

007 might seem like a peculiar choice for this list. He’s never filthy drunk in his films, but he still consumes his fair share of alcohol, maintaining a nice, steady buzz. As any freshman in college will tell you, you’ve gotta pace yourself or else you’ll puke all over your shirt… not that it’s ever happened to me or anything. Honest.

Tony Stark

Was there really any other choice? Tony Stark is the grand fucking master of drinking. Honing his skills through years of depression, and aided by a pesky addiction, Iron Man is the ‘Numero Uno’ of geekdom’s drunkards. It’s only a matter of time before Captain America installs a breathalyzer on his armor suits, but in the mean time, party on Tony!

Heyo. I'm Nick Dourian, the Editor-In-Chief around these parts. Now, I went to a few other sites, read a few awesome bios, and I really want to fabricate a badass origins story for myself, but I'm feeling particularly unimaginative today, so 'f' that jazz. I read comics, drink bourbon, and cook meats. Imagine Ron Swanson, but with a fuller beard and cuter eyes.
  • Jon ‘Jonny’ Preece

    so THE superman got drunk? not an evil double?

    • Fats Mclemlich

      I thought the evil one only split from the main superman after the drinking binge?

  • vangpo

    Wolverine can’t become drunk due to his Mutant abilities. His “Healing Factor” prevents him from becoming inebriated (by preventing the ethynol in alcohol from being absorbed into his bloodstream and negatively effecting his brain). Actually, except for enjoying the taste of alcohol there’s really no point to the character ever consuming it.

    • Fats Mclemlich

      Lame! He definitely acts the part of drunk in some of the comics, but i imagine the stricter writers tdon’t bring it up as much

    • Dave McGrath

      Since the character is Imaginary, I’d imagine he could get drunk for a short amount of time by guzzling the right Proof



  • Si

    No Hancock?

  • Blackbelt_Jones

    an entire bottle of vodka would get wolverine buzzed for about 10-15 minutes.

  • Daniel Powell

    Aww. Batman had a great drunk scene (more drugged) in “Hi Diddle Riddle.”