Well, in this new batch of images from Peter Jackson’s THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, Thranduil King of Mirkwood (and Legolas’s daddy) makes his first live action appearance.
What a gorgeous, golden maned elf! Fellas, I haven’t been this sexually confused since Hanson debuted in all of their effeminate glory.
Besides ol’ Thrandy, Jackson hooked us up with a first look at Saruman in Rivendell, debating the fate of The Necromancer, no doubt.
Some long bearded dwarves,
Some short bearded dwarves,
A dwarf with red hair,
A dwarf with a brown stare,
Wow… I’m genuinely sorry for that unannounced bout of terrible lyricism. Don’t hate me! I only had Tolkien’s best interests in mind!
So what do you think? Does this live up to your expectations? Or is it drabby and flabby in all the wrong places?