John Blake Gets a Little TOO Creepy With Batman

What happens when you combine the ridiculously addictive song “Call Me Maybe” with The Dark Knight Rises?

Obviously, you get a Batman Call Me Maybe parody!!! Featuring a very creepy John Blake lusting after old man Wayne, I think it’s fair to say that this takes today’s “That’s Just Too F***ing Ridiculous” award.

I’ve just made it through my eleventh rewatch, and I can’t get enough of Bruce Wayne’s hot dance moves. There’s just something about that goatee wearing, cane wielding, robe slinging bastard that gives my belly the tickles.