Inner-City Hogwarts. ‘Nuff Said.

By now, we’re all fairly familiar with the gold gilded halls of Britain’s favorite School of Witchraft and Wizardry, but have you ever heard of the Vincent Clortho School of Magic? I’ll take that mildly enthused shrug as a subtle “No”.

Well, this inner city institution is part of America’s public education system. Filled to the brim with wand crimes, wizard on wizard violence, and pre-marital hell spawn babies, I’d say it’s got a fair share of problems. Take a tour of the grounds with the oblivious Headmaster and the mad-eyed groundskeeper.

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Heyo. I'm Nick Dourian, the Editor-In-Chief around these parts. Now, I went to a few other sites, read a few awesome bios, and I really want to fabricate a badass origins story for myself, but I'm feeling particularly unimaginative today, so 'f' that jazz. I read comics, drink bourbon, and cook meats. Imagine Ron Swanson, but with a fuller beard and cuter eyes.