4 Glorious Minutes of Wrestlers Panting and Gasping

I’m not sure if there’s anything else I can say.

This is a 4 minute video of bronzed, balding, wrestling icons breathing… heavily (cue Hulk Hogan sex tape joke).  A random, though glorious, interweb resident diced and sliced hours of footage, keeping only the mouthiet, gaspiest inhalations.

It’s as bizarre, unnerving, but inevitably satisfying. I’m weird.

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Heyo. I'm Nick Dourian, the Editor-In-Chief around these parts. Now, I went to a few other sites, read a few awesome bios, and I really want to fabricate a badass origins story for myself, but I'm feeling particularly unimaginative today, so 'f' that jazz. I read comics, drink bourbon, and cook meats. Imagine Ron Swanson, but with a fuller beard and cuter eyes.