Catwoman will be a huge part of The Dark Knight Rises (duh!), and if you know anything about this mildly villainous vixen, then you know she can get the ol’ Batman all hot and bothered. Throughout her 60 plus years of comic book lore, she’s always managed to play a rather convincing seductress, bending Bruce Wayne in her sexy lures. It wasn’t until DC’s recent relaunch, though, that they so blatantly introduced us to the two’s love life… and it was a little TOO graphic (I don’t think I ever want to see that much Bat Butt again).
Well, with their long history of ‘doing it’, you’ve got to wonder… will Christian Bale’s Batman finally get some action in TDKR? After all, he’s been a pretty celibate vigilante over the course of the last few films. The Caped Crusader is STILL just a man for God’s sake, and even a masked man has needs!
It just so happens that we’ve stumbled across TDKR‘s new classification (supposedly) and you’d be surprised how the MPAA decided to rate this flick. Check it out for yourself…
“PG-13 for Intense Sequences of Violence & Action, Some Sensuality and Language”
“Sensuality and Language”, you say? Does that mean Brucey and Selina Kyle will be knocking boots? That’d be pretty weird, considering Director Christopher Nolan‘s absence of romantic tropes in his last few films (and yes, before you even object, Rachel Dawes didn’t exactly serve as a great ‘love’). But who cares, Bats might be getting laid. All I can do is raise a gentlemanly glass of bourbon to our favorite crime fighter and say “Well played, Sir. Well played.”
So, what do you guys think? Is it likely that we’ll finally see a true romance in one of these movies (not that I’m demanding it)?
SOURCE: TDKR Community
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