We’ve just received a very generic list of characters from J. J. Abram’s upcoming STAR WARS EPISODE 7.
That’s it. I’ve got nothing witty or disgusting to say about the matter. This mundane piece of news doesn’t conjure any revolting erotic fantasies regarding carbonite and chocolate pudding. I’m not even reminded of my favorite Sarlacc Pit joke (penis… it has to do with a fanged penis)
This news is THAT boring…
“A young man aged between 20 and 25, witty and smart, fit but not classically handsome,
Man in late twenties, also fit, but this one is handsome and confident.
Late teenage girl, independent, good sense of humour, also… physically fit .
Second young female, also late teens, tough, smart and physically fit.
Man in his forties, obviously physically fit, this one is a military type.
A man of around thirty or so, this one is an intellectual type.
Finally, a guy aged around seventy, strong opinions and tough.”
That was… informative. The only bit of info that really caught my eye was the mention of a seventy year old bro. Is that Han Solo? Or could it be Luke Skywalker? The rest of the cast seems like the typical Hollywood fodder. The kind typically assembled to erect teenage pocket tents in theatres.
But if I can have one word on the matter… one of these female leads should most definitely be played by Jennifer Lawrence. Is there any other option?
SOURCE: Bleeding Cool