Jean Ralphio is The Amazing Spider-Man

Pour yourself a glass of Snake Juice, loosen up like only a true Ron Swanson-ite can do, and get ready to witness the greatest superhero movie ever. The star? None other than Jean-Ralphio… and he’s playing Spider-Man. No need to ask any further questions, though. Just check out the video below and be amazed…

GREATEST. VIDEO. EVER. “I got run over by a Lexus!” That line still makes me crack up. So what’d you guys think? Hilarious, right? Or are some of you among the rare population that doesn’t watch Parks & Rec. every week on NBC. If so…get on the bandwagon!!!

Heyo. I'm Nick Dourian, the Editor-In-Chief around these parts. Now, I went to a few other sites, read a few awesome bios, and I really want to fabricate a badass origins story for myself, but I'm feeling particularly unimaginative today, so 'f' that jazz. I read comics, drink bourbon, and cook meats. Imagine Ron Swanson, but with a fuller beard and cuter eyes.