harrison ford episode 7

Harrison Ford Wants To Be in STAR WARS EPISODE 7

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You probably can’t see me if you’re sitting at home, unless I left my web camera open again (which has been known to happen as my numerous sex scandals reveal), but I’m in the midst of the geekiest dance celebration ever. It’s an honest half “Wobble” and a shameful bit of the “Truffle Shuffle”.

Why am I so happy?

Harrison Ford. That damn space smuggler wants back in the Star Wars universe with EPISODE 7. You heard me right. Han Solo is coming back.

That bit of news may have shocked your system, so feel free to take some time to let this all sink in. I’ll be waiting right here, just minding my own business, not peeping at your nerdgasmic shame through my semi-legal webcam hack or anything like that.

Ahem… so are you ready for more? Apparently Ford, who’s previously disparaged his role in the Star Wars films, is eager to return, and at a spry 70 years of age, hopefully he’ll be back in proper form. With our latest news regarding Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher, it looks like the original cast is more than ready to push the franchise forward.

Here’s what EW’s super secret sources had to say on the matter…

“Harrison is open to the idea of doing the movie and he’s upbeat about it, all three of them are,” said one highly placed source, referring to Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher, the trio that made a hyper-speed jump to global fame on May 25, 1977, the opening night for George Lucas’s original Star Wars film.

So what do you think? Are you ready for a true sequel?


S#!T Talking Central

  • Ryan

    To have him and Hamill and Fisher on the same screen again would be a dream come true. It would take a really crappy director to screw that up.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nacho-Zaragoza/595700425 Nacho Zaragoza

      well, uncle Lucas is not going to direct… so, shall we say we are crappy safe, for now…

      • http://www.facebook.com/jayjlucas Jay Lucas

        Are you my cousin?

  • http://www.facebook.com/torontosharp Kyle Trojan Murphy

    Take THAT everyone who was bitching about Disney now owning Star Wars. George Lucas was slowly killing his creation (Han shot first damn it!). Now he has been stopped.

    • http://www.facebook.com/SicProBro Jim Carroll

      The killing joke to all this is that he’ll take greedo shooting first to the grave with him. That’s George’s ultimate ‘fuck you’ to his loony fans.

      • http://www.facebook.com/rhett.mccoy Rhett McCoy

        “The Killing Joke”, Star Wars, Mark Hamill, well done…

  • Jabba

    I welcome Ford. You can keep Hamil and Fisher…washed up, terrible actors.

    • Jeebus

      Sure, you’re just saying that so you can trap him in carbonite again. I’m on to you, Jabba.

    • Saturdays

      Maybe Fisher is.. but Hamill? How is he terrible? He has been the voice of Joker for several animated features and video games. Hamill is good, Fisher isn’t the same anymore but I’m sure anyone from the OG Star Wars, given the motivation, can shape up to really perform for us.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Harding/100000145858394 Mark Harding

        I don’t know, Fisher has had some good non-Star Wars moments like When Harry Met Sally and her screenplay for Postcards From the Edge.

  • AlfredEOldman

    Has anyone asked him to be part of it yet?

  • Spamm

    as long as George is kept out of it entirely, should be fine.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SweetJohnnyCage John Gallagher

    Doesn’t Hammil RESENT his Star Wars fame? Why would he want to come back?

    • http://www.facebook.com/jpladue J.p. Ladue

      I think you are getting him mixed up with Sir Alec Guiness.

  • justaname

    David Prowse, Peter Mayhew, et. al. as well! Why should this be a karmic windfall just for the classically famous celebs?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001549708166 Jason McCann

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. It will just ruin it more. Please spare me the memories I have left. He just wants the $$$ anyway.

  • joioj

    what’s up with the old cast? It sure didn’t work with Indy4

  • Frrrrrrraplechaple

    This should be good.

    Unless they try to stick a mickey mouse cameo into the movie…

  • FunkySonicO

    Harrison “TRON” Ford lol…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/63NJL3QUIBN6UXKDU4J7OCGNZ4 james clark

    No he’s too old and the franchise should go a different darker way.

  • Nobody

    This wookie is looking for it’s master. Someone who goes by the name “Scruffy Nerf Herder.”

    Scruffy Nerf Herder? Now that is a name I haven’t heard in years…

  • andynd568

    What about Lando?