What if Emperor Palpatine didn’t fry Vader’s circuits at the end of RETURN OF THE JEDI, and instead, the lesser Sith Lord lived the rest of his days in peace and quiet. Slow, rainy afternoons of family Monopoly with Luke and Leia, arguing over the innate bullshit-ness of the “Free Parking” rule.
Honestly. The whole game is concerned with fiscal responsibly, and you’re telling me you can earn a free $500 just for landing on Free Parking? If we’re gonna play by these rules I FUCKING QUIT!
**throw the game board against the wall, toss half filled glass of Sprite at your dark-green property hording sister, and storm out of the room**
Sorry, I had a bit of a flashback… but I imagine Papa Vader’s homelife would have been pretty similar. As it turns out, I wasn’t the only one who thought so. Check out this hilarious foreign spoof on STAR WARS : EPISODE 7, filled to the brim with goofy (and kinda dark) humor.
I know that clip’s meant to be funny, but it was really depressing at the same time. Nothing like a tale about an age-weakened father to get you right in the feels.
Damn onions. Swear they’re making tear up. No, no… it wasn’t the video. I swear.
Excuse me as I post this basdass clip of Mace Windu so I can feel like a man again…
SOURCE: via Reddit