Darth Vader Uses The Girl Room!!!

Have you ever wondered how Darth Vader uses the restroom? You know…when he’s out and about, conducting business on behalf of the Dark Side. There isn’t exactly a special toilet designation for ‘cyborgs’ in the Galactic Empire, so does the old meanie just use the men’s’ room? Well, according to this recent Korean phone advertisement, Darth Vader prefers the little girls’ room. It looks like this Dark Lord of the Sith has a few gender identity issues, if you know what I’m saying!

I know I’ve said this before, but is it just me…or is George Lucas really whoring out the Star Wars characters lately. I know, I know, he’s been doing that for years with video games and toys. But it seems like he usually refrains from licensing them to third parties. It must be part of his ingenious plan to trick people into paying $10 to watch Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 3D. What an elaborate ruse!!!