That’s right. I said it. This film (this very, very, very short film) which you are about to see is the best Marvel movie ever. Better than the first Iron Man. Better than the much beloved Spider-Man 2. And yes, better than the most recent blockbuster behemoth, The Avengers.
If you think that can’t possibly be true, then I insist that you minimize the cos-play porn you’ve just downloaded, exit out of your most recent forum debate, and immerse yourself in this brilliant little Marvel universe (non-canon of course).