She’s a jewelery thief by night and a sophisticated lady by day, making Selina Kyle the perfect candidate for all types of respectable freaky deakiness.
And she dresses like a kitty cat. Need I say more?
Ignoring her more stately New 52 garb, Kara Zor-L has one of the most sexploitative suits in the entire DC universe, and it’s AWESOME. There’s so much chesticle exposed… imagine all the activities!
SARA PEZZINI (WITCHBLADE)
Like a female preying mantis, this NYPD cop devours her male mates whole and discards them with no more than a whim, but I think I could find a way to leech on. I wouldn’t mind becoming Overly Attached Boyfriend if it would increase my chances of crazy, vicious coitus.
Jennifer Walters Smash! This legal counselor is one of the toughest ladies in the Marvel Universe and she also happens to be FINE! Besides the inevitable radiation poison that would seep into your flesh and slowly conquer your body… I think the lay is worth it.
Was there really any other choice? I mean… he’s the Goddamn Batman. He could have it every which way and not a single f*** would be given. Besides the one delivered to our fanboy bodies that is.
I imagine Brucey’s a bit of a cryer, as well, which could make for some really awkward cuddling.