Junk Food Review: Doritos Locos Tacos


Doritos Locos Tacos

You wake up, you scroll through all the gibberish text messages you sent your ex-girlfriend the night before, you face palm for a second… then it hits you.

You have to drop a gnarly deuce so bad you now have Gumby legs. You basically slide your Jell-o like body across the floor, walk through walls, hit the can and release on impact.  You’re sweating to death, you’re looking at Facebook on your smartphone, and you’re updating your status to “Well played, Taco Bell”. You tell yourself “Never again”, but no…  you’ll be back…

The product we’re reviewing today captures the taste of that love/hate experience… combining 2 robust flavors into one bag using the tested and true Dorito Nacho Cheese flavor along with the late night booze hound Crunchy Taco flavor. It’s the mother fucking Dorito Loco Taco chips. Two chips and one ultimate taste.  The packaging is proudly stamped with the Taco Bell logo giving it the Official Stoner Booze Bag Seal of Approval.  We all know and love the timeless flavor of Nacho Cheese Doritos.  It’s been a staple snack that we will all probably be eating until the day we die.  Sometimes, it’s necessary not to fuck with a classic, I know. But coming from a huge stoner and daily drinker, I have to say the additional Crunchy Taco flavor sharing a bag with Nacho Cheese is a match made in heaven.  The seasoning mixes nicely in the bag and tastes just like (you guessed it) Taco Bell.  Scoff at it all you want, but you know fucking love it.  I took both flavored chips and shoved them down my trap at the same time, and within minutes… I felt hungover and was cursing the Taco Bell drive thru.

Taco Hell Stoner Booze Bag Seal of Approval

Pour a Colt45 in your Dorito bag for the ultimate experience.

The Doritos Locos Tacos are great snack with a very endearing post drunk experience. On any given day this could easily be a 4 out of 5, but if we ere wasted right now it would most definitely be an 8 out of 5.


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