The 10 Hottest Jewish Women In Comics

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Welcome to a super spectacular edition of With Great Chutzpah Comes Great Responsibility!

Last issue, we looked at the steamy nice Jewish boys in comics; today, we are going to recognize the beautiful women.  These ladies are hotter than a bowl of Matza ball soup.  They will really get your dreidel spinning (I have no clue what that means).

Today we are looking at :

The 10 Hottest Jewish Women In Comics

Scarlet Witch

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Sure, she’s a tad bit meshugenah, but she has always been one of the most gorgeous women in comics.  She has the power to destroy the world… or rock mine.

Big Barda

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Based on Jack Kirby’s wife Roz and the gorgeous singer/actress Lainie Kazan, Big Barda is a voluptuous powerhouse and an ode to Kirby’s love of full-figured women.

Kitty Pryde

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Kitty is so hot, she reached right into my body and stole my heart.  Get it?  Because she can phase through stuff.

Batwoman

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Sorry, but this gorgeous and strong gingie is off the market and set to be married (c’mon DC, stop being schmucks).  Batwoman is definitely DC’s hottest title and  the only one I am willing to read.

Masada

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If you dig tall women, Masada is for you.  Stunning and strong, this Youngblood member has a few things going against her.  One- she gets her powers from the souls of dead Jews which is just weird and creepy.  Two- she was created by Rob Liefeld which means she stands en pointe and will have back problems by the age of 20, oy.

Sabra

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It is time to get some Israeli swag on this list.

Zlabya, the Rabbi’s Daughter

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From Joann Sfar’s Rabbi’s Cat series of graphic novels, Zlabya is the sexiest woman in all of comics.  Period.  Even my girlfriend knows what a huge crush on this thick,  curly haired Sephardic queen.

Songbird AKA Screaming Mimi

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Melissa Gold is the hot, rebel Jew girl.  If you love a girl with a nice punim, pink and white hair and the ability to lead a team made up of some of the worst retired murderers, she is the girl for you!

Polaris

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Polaris doesn’t even need to use her magnetic powers cause I’m attracted to her. (I dare you to use that pickup line next time you see her).

Kat Dennings

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I know, I know, she is not a comic heroine.  But she was in the Thor flicks and I will use any excuse to post pics of Kay Dennings.  Seriously, she is so dang hot.

Who are the other hot ladies in comics?  Who is your favorite?

Coming next issue: More awesomeness!

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Jay Deitcher, LMSW(@mrdeitcher) is a sexy Jew who teaches courses on comic history and runs successful Free Comic Book Day events yearly.  He is the information superhighway.  You can see a listing of his incredible articles at JayDeitcher.com.

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Jay Deitcher is a writer and licensed social worker from Albany, NY. He is currently taking MFA courses at the College of St. Rose. You can read his other work at JayDeitcher.com.
  • TheGoddamnBader

    HAHAHAH! The Kat Dennings one.

  • Clay Campbell Esq

    Big Barda?
    She’s from Apocalips.
    If anything she’s a lapsed Darksidian.