Captain America is a man with the audacity to drape himself in an American flag.  A man so cocky, he claims to stand for all the values that makes our country great.  Captain America is a man that does not stand for truth or justice.  He is a man that stands for bullcrap, oppression and the ignorant power mad Avenger’s way.  He is not the sentinel of liberty, he is simply a damn sentinel who has more mutant blood on his hands than those big stupid robots.

1.      Where Was Cap When Everyone Was Dying?

Captain America feels guilty for not helping mutants, but only after their entire race is almost exterminated!  Mutants had been fighting for their rights for years, during M Day, while Scarlet Witch almost wiped out their entire population, Cap didn’t care.  When Cyclops and the X-Men lived on their own island due to anti-mutant hysteria in America, Cap didn’t care.  Only when Cyclops got so desperate he killed professor X and almost wiped out the entire earth… then Cap cared.  Crap Cap, what does it take to get you care for an entire dying demographic.

2.      Mutants Screwed Everything Up, They Need a Human Savior

Captain America thinks the Avengers need to save mutant kind, because when the mutant run X-Men tried to help, they almost wrecked the planet.  Someone needs to speak for mutant rights, it just needs to be under the Avengers’s control.  And who is the best person to put together this team… Captain America, the Aryan, blond blue eyed American standard of masculine perfection.  How the heck can someone like him empathize in any way to the struggles of the mutant population?  How the crap can someone be so dang cocky?

3.      Are You Being a Good Little Mutant?

Captain America thinks he can decide who are the “good” and “bad” mutants. How does his ignorant behind get the right to dictate the distinguishing qualities of a “good” mutant or “bad” mutant?  Of course a “good” mutant is one who will best fight to keep the status quo.  They won’t be one of those pesky trouble starting mutants who bring up the inequality in America.

4.    Now Dance For Me Mutie Freak

The Uncanny Avengers are created to give a positive image of mutants, this of course will include these “good” mutants shucking and jiving for the human masses.  Hell, the last time Wolverine didn’t follow Cap’s orders the super soldier threw Wolvie out a plane.  And Wolverine is the most self-hating mutant ever.  I’m pretty sure he hates mutant’s almost as much as Captain America does.  But I still bet if Thor or Black Widow didn’t follow orders they wouldn’t be thrown out a damn plane.  Do that dance Logan.  Be a good little boy.