Ughhh, How dare Marvel make Ms. Marvel a shape-shifter? Dang it! In case you missed this ridiculousness, today Marvel announced a new series featuring a different Ms. Marvel who changes freakin’ shapes. This completely goes against Ms. Marvel’s entire mythos. I am the biggest Ms. Marvel fan in the history of the universe. I’m so pissed that Marvel continues to preach their politically correct agenda and force us to read about shape-shifting superheroines with extremely large fists. Listen, I have nothing against those dang shape-shifters, but I just don’t see why Marvel has to shove their PC bullcrap down my throat and make me read about one. In fact, it’s the shape-shifters who are the racist ones. If they weren’t racist, it wouldn’t matter that all the classic heroes and heroines from the 1940’s and 1960’s are all normally shaped people.
And what is wrong with the shape-shifters Marvel already has? I am the biggest Mystique fan ever and my favorite story-line is Secret Invasion. See, I am totally NOT RACIST! Why can’t the shape-shifters just be happy with what they have? We GAVE them their own freakin’ race of aliens! Will they ever be satisfied? I refuse to buy this morphy bullcrap.
And no, I don’t read Carol Danvers’s solo series. Why would I? Sure I love her as a character, but we all know comics with female leads are just desperate cynical ploys to get girls to read comics. Girls don’t actually read comics- they just say they do ‘cause it is trendy. So I am officially boycotting Ms. Marvel. Thank heavens for Dan Slott who is still keeping true to the classic Marvel values and story-lines!
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