Boycott MS. MARVEL! Screw Marvel’s PC Agenda! Say NO To Shape-Shifters!


Ms Marvel

Ughhh, How dare Marvel make Ms. Marvel a shape-shifter?  Dang it!  In case you missed this ridiculousness, today Marvel announced a new series featuring a different Ms. Marvel who changes freakin’ shapes.  This completely goes against Ms. Marvel’s entire mythos.  I am the biggest Ms. Marvel fan in the history of the universe.  I’m so pissed that Marvel continues to preach their politically correct agenda and force us to read about shape-shifting superheroines with extremely large fists.  Listen, I have nothing against those dang shape-shifters, but I just don’t see why Marvel has to shove their PC bullcrap down my throat and make me read about one.  In fact, it’s the shape-shifters who are the racist ones.  If they weren’t racist, it wouldn’t matter that all the classic heroes and heroines from the 1940’s and 1960’s are all normally shaped people.

I hate porcupines too!  Next Marvel will want me to like them also!

I hate porcupines too! Next Marvel will want me to like them also!

And what is wrong with the shape-shifters Marvel already has? I am the biggest Mystique fan ever and my favorite story-line is Secret Invasion.  See, I am totally NOT RACIST!  Why can’t the shape-shifters just be happy with what they have?  We GAVE them their own freakin’ race of aliens!  Will they ever be satisfied?  I refuse to buy this morphy bullcrap.

And no, I don’t read Carol Danvers’s solo series.  Why would I?  Sure I love her as a character, but we all know comics with female leads are just desperate cynical ploys to get girls to read comics.  Girls don’t actually read comics- they just say they do ‘cause it is trendy. So I am officially boycotting Ms. Marvel.  Thank heavens for Dan Slott who is still keeping true to the classic Marvel values and story-lines! 

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Jay Deitcher, LMSW(@mrdeitcher) is an educator on comic history and runs successful Free Comic Book Day events yearly.  You can see a listing of his incredible articles at JayDeitcher.com.