Pretty exciting, huh?

BATGIRL XXX should tide you over until the DVD release of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES


Batgirl XXX banner BATGIRL XXX should tide you over until the DVD release of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

It was recently announced that The Dark Knight Rises, the third part of Christopher Nolan’s “Dark Knight Trilogy” would be released on DVD and Blu-ray on December 4th. The DVD and Blu-ray will apparently contain a documentary about the Batmobile:

Witness all five Batmobiles together for the first time in history. Dive deep into every aspect of the most awe-inspiring weapon in Batman’s arsenal as you journey through the birth and evolution of this technological marvel and cultural icon.

There will also be a “Limited Edition” set that will come with a sculpture of Batman’s shattered mask.

Dark Knight Rises DVD mask BATGIRL XXX should tide you over until the DVD release of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

Pretty exciting, huh?

However, if you don’t feel like you can wait until December to get your hands on a Batman film, the very, very Not Safe For Work (NSFW!) website Fleshbot has a review (again, that link is NSFW!) of the latest superhero porn parody, Batgirl XXX. A snippet:

“Batgirl XXX” opens with the ready-for-anything Amber Rayne as villain-clown Harlequin shaking the bars of her prison cell. They literally shake because they are cheaply made. Harlequin and other villains like Poison Ivy (Phoenix Marie), The Riddler (Seth Gamble), Penguin (Ron Jeremy), and others are all locked up in the co-ed Gotham State Penitentiary, which Commissioner Gordon (Tom Byron) alternately refers to as Gotham City Jail in another part of the movie.

Not only that, but stock footage of the New York City skyline mixes uneasily with live-action shots of downtown L.A.

Full disclosure: I myself have not seen the film. But it looks like, from this review, if you’re willing to overlook poor production values and an improbable story, this film might just tide you over until The Dark Knight Rises DVD release.

Batgirl XXX Sunny Lane BATGIRL XXX should tide you over until the DVD release of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

Pretty exciting, huh?

The official Batgirl XXX website (which is also very, very NSFW!) lists the two DVD “collector’s edition” set (no extras are listed, so I’m not sure why they needed two disks– one to loan out to friends? a “making of” documentary?) at $34.99, marked down from $49.99. A remarkable value — roughly the same price as the “Batman Mask Sculpture” edition of The Dark Knight Rises. Also, for those of you still waiting for Warner Bros to finally get their act together and do a Justice League movie, there is apparently a Justice League of Pornstars film that’s also available (again, seriously, that site is NSFW!). That film was released last year, and is listed as being “approx. 180 min.” That’s even longer than The Dark Knight Rises, and for only $34.99. But, again, when you buy this particular DVD, you don’t get a cool sculpture of a broken Batman mask. Just, presumably, lots of porn.

What do you think? Are you going to pick up a copy of Batgirl XXX to tide you over until the release of The Dark Knight Rises? Let me know in the comments!

Sunny Lane as Batgirl XXX BATGIRL XXX should tide you over until the DVD release of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

 

Source: FLESHBOT (very, very NSFW!) and IGN

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